Can you boo-lieve it?
British singer Brocarde said Wednesday that her Victorian ghost husband Edwardo ruined their honeymoon by allegedly drinking too much in Wales and making her pay for everything, reports the Daily Star.
The singer met her spectral husband one night when he appeared in her bedroom and they had been seeing each other ever since. The couple hit a rough patch after Edwardo allegedly ghosted her for disclosing their relationship to the public.
“I wrote the song to win Edwardo back after he ghosted me for publicly disclosing our romance. I wanted it to express the passion that I feel within my soul ever since meeting Edwardo,” said the singer.
“It was so special to walk down the aisle towards Edwardo with the song playing that I wrote for him, I will never forget the smile on his face!”
According to Brocarde, the wedding — open to both the living — saw a star-studded crowd such as Elvis, Marylin Monroe and even King Henry VIII.
Monroe in particular caused a stir at the reception.
“Edwardo just couldn’t resist winding me up and made an inappropriate comment about her looking hot,” slammed the singer. “I was like ‘wow really? It’s our wedding day’. The comment completely ruined my evening!”
Their marriage still didn’t quite solidify on their honeymoon either.
According to the singer, what was supposed to be a relaxing trip with her new boo was everything but that.
Brocarde said that she ended up covered in sand and an ice cream cone being shoved in her face when Edwardo tried to get feisty with her.
“The whole trip just seemed to get worse and worse… Edwardo thought he was being passionate and romantic by wrestling me to the ground to frolic in the sand, but I was trying to share my ice cream with him and it went everywhere, all over my face, in my hair and then, of course, the sand stuck to it so I looked like I’d had a fight with a giant seagull,” huffed Brocarde.
“We should of been on an amazing honeymoon but from that point on it was just ruined. Edwardo has always been unpredictable so it is typical that he would ruin our honeymoon!”
“Edwardo obviously doesn’t have a bank card so it is always me that has to pick up the tab everywhere we visit … and he certainly likes to go wild in our hotel room minibars,” continues Brocarde. “Liquor bottles are always mysteriously left empty, aside from the gin bottle, they are always left standing, he’s obviously not that partial to that spirit.”
Brocarde said that her husband insisted that the newlyweds buy twelve bottles of the best champagne upon arrival at the hotel.
Things have not gotten any better says Brocarde, who released a brand-new single called “It’s Christmas again” which details what it’s like to be the wife of a ghost at Christmas time.
“Edwardo is really jealous at Christmas, I have tried every day this week to put the Christmas tree up but he just keeps knocking it over,” explained Brocarde.
“He hates the thought of Santa coming down the chimney and he even tried to board it up, I have told him that Santa visits everyone and he doesn’t have a crush on me, but he just doesn’t understand!”
